TRAVELING T0 NYC 0FTEN, Y0U JUST BEC0ME ACCUST0MED T0 MEETING PE0PLE & THE VILL IS INFAM0USE F0R ALL THE TYPES 0F STREET PUMPERS & FEM QUEENS Y0U'RE B0UND T0 RUN INT0. TH0UGH WE TALKED T0 MANY T0URISTS, DRUNKS, BUMS, PERVES, FIENDS, & UPPER EAST SIDERS DURING THE WEE H0URS 0F THE M0RNING THE M0ST MEM0RABLE W0ULD HAVE T0 BE THE 0BVI0USLY DRUNK SELFISH CHANEL. YESSS GET INT0 THE H0USE NAME, CHANNNEL !!! AFTER ASKING F0R 50 CENT F0R HIS TRAIN FAIR SELFISH T0LD US AB0UT A SICK BL0CK PARTY IN BEDSTYE & THE G00D 0LD DAYS WHEN CUNTS WERE ABLE T0 DRIVE D0WN T0 THE PIER & GET THEIR FEET WET & A BL0WJ0B.
SELFISH REMINDED ME 0F ALL TH0SE 0LDER GAY MEN IN THE BALLR00M SCENE THAT I WATCHED IN "PARIS IS BURNING"; A SICK D0CUMNTARY 0N THE SCENE DURING THE 80'S.
SELFISH WALKS F0R LABELS. L00KING AT HIS 0VERSIZED TEE & PINK FRAMES I QUICLY GLANCED AT DAE WH0 SHARED THE SAME L00K 0F DISBELIEF. "0H, & I USED T0 WALK F0R FACE BEF0RE I L0ST MY TEETH AFTER I G0T HIT BY A TRAIN." EXPLAINED SELFISH. HE EYED DAE & ME, "Y0U ARE S0ME HANDS0ME B0YS! YESSSS B0TH HAVE FACE. H0W 0LD? 0H WAIT TILL Y0U MATURE Y0U HAVEN'T EVEN C0ME INT0 Y0UR REAL FACE." I WAS S0 AMUSED WHILE DAE HAD GR0WN B0RED 0F SELFISH'S TALES & ANTICS. AFTER SH0WING 0FF HIS C0MMENTATING SKILLS & HIS P0CKET VIBRAT0R WE SAID 0UR G00D BYES & SELFISH WAS G0NE.
FAST F0RWARD 4 H0URS. Y0 Y0 & DAE DAE HAD SAID THEIR G00D BYES & I WAS AL0NE 0NCE AGAIN T0 FEND F0R MYSELF. I HAD T0 WAIT AB0UT 40 MINS 0R S0 F0R JAZZ, TUB, & WEST T0 MAKE THEIR WAY FR0M TH PARTY BACK UPT0WN T0 MY L0CATI0N IN THE VILL. AFTR WE MEET UP I ATE AGAIN AND WE CHATTED WHILE WATCHING THE SUN RISE. IT WAS N0W 6AM. I HAD N0T CL0SED MY EYES SINCE 4PM THE PREVI0USE DAY BUT I WAS N0T TIRED. WE STR0LLED T0 S0H0 T0 L00K AT ALL THE NICE WIND0WS 0F THE DESIGNER SH0PS AR0UND US. WE MADE 0UR WAY BACK T0 NJ AR0UND 7AM ISH.
G0T H0ME AR0UND 8AM ISH. 0N THE WAY WEST HAD REMINDED US THAT JANELLE M0NAE WAS PERF0RMING AT SUMMER STAGE. DAMN! THAT MEANT WE HAD T0 G0 H0ME WASH UP & LEAVE T0 G0 RIGHT BACK T0 THE CITY T0 SECURE S0ME SP0TS 0N LINE (THE C0NCERT WAS FREE) AFTER TEMPTING JAZZ T0 G0 WITH S0ME MCGRIDDLES WE WERE 0FF.
I SLEPT THREW M0ST 0F THE C0NCERT S0 D0NT ASK ME AB0UT ANY 0THER ACT BESIDES JANELLE M0NAE'S. AT LEAST WE WERE DIRECTLY INFR0NT 0F THE STAGE & BR0UGHT A BLANKET T0 CHILL 0N. JANELLE RIPPED IT AS USUAL. I C0ULDNT REALLY GET FULLY INT0 IT TH0UGH CAUSE I WAS STILL TIRED. I DID WAKE UP AFTER SHE DIVED INT0 THE AUDIENCE, FELL T0 THE GR0UND, G0T UP, DANCED, & FINALLY; SAW MY SH0ES 0N THE FL00R & THREW THEM INT0 THE AIR. I GAGGED. LUCKLY A SUMMER STAGE INTERN GAVE THEM BACK.
Y0U CAN DEF SEE S0ME 0NE GRAB MY SH0E FR0M THE AIR AT AB0UT 37 SEC0NDS. 0N THE WAY H0ME MY S0LE WAS FUCKING KILLING ME FR0M R0CKING B0ATING SH0ES WITH N0 SUPP0RT & I THREW UP. BEST SUMMER DAYS 0F MY LIFE.
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