P0ET

FUCK MY S0UL
BY, H0USE 0F SMUTS

GIVING HEAD IS JUST SUMTHING
THAT C0MES NATURALLY T0 ME

N0W D0NT PREJUDGE ME BECAUSE
I KN0W THAT IT MIGHT SEEM

THAT IM JUST AN0THER HEAD BITCH
WH0 CANT GET 0FF MY KNEES

BUT Y0U SEE HEAD IS SUMTHIN S0 MUCH DEEPER THEN
LIPS,
DICK,
& A NIGGER'S SEED

CAUSE WHEN IM DEEP THR0ATING THE C0CK
& THE DUDE IS PUMPIN BACK

I CANT HELP BUT WANT T0 HELP HIM
GET HIS NUT 0N TRACK

CAUSE MY SHIT IS 0N P0INT
& NEVER FUCKING WACK

AND AFTER HE'S D0NE CARESSING MY BACK,
ALL NUTTED & RELAXED
HES B0UND T0 NEVER JACK-

0FF CAUSE WHEN I BL0W MINDS ..
I AM THE B0SS

HE NUTTED S0 G00D
I NEEDED T0 GET THE FUCKING FL0SS

SEE IF GIVING HEAD WAS AN ART
I W0ULD BE PICCASS0

IF IT WAS A TUNE
CALL ME M0ZART

CAUSE MY HEAD GAME IS LIGHT YEARS
AHEAD 0F THESE TARTS

S0 WITH THIS LESS0NS WELL RECEIVED
I H0PE I HAVE LEAD Y0U T0 BELIEVE

THAT A PERS0N'S S0UL D0ES N0T RRESIDE IN HERE
0R 0N THEIR SLEEVE

BUT BEHIND ALL THE BUILD UP PLAQUE, FILLINGS,& CAVITIES
AND BEST BELIEVE WHEN NIGGER FUCK MY S0UL
I KEEP IT TRUE & I NEVER LEAVE LEFT 0VERS ..
F0R Y0U, Y0U, 0R Y0U ..

WHAT CAN I SAY?
GIVING HEAD IS JUST S0METHING
THAT C0MES NATURALLY T0 ME.

THE MUST SEES

HERE IS A SAMPLE 0F S0ME 0F THE FILMS I WANT T0 SEE BEF0RE THE SUMMER IS 0VER. AS Y0U MAY KN0W FR0M READING MY ENTREES MY MIND IS ALL FUCKED UP & I BLAME IT S0ULY 0N MY L0VE F0R VINTAGE & INDIE FILMS. GET INT0 THE MADNESS THAT IS MY TASTE IN FILM.

BARBARELLA


WHATS THAT? THIS? THIS IS THE ESSENCE 0F MAN ..

GUMM0


STUPID FUCKING PINK FAGG0TTY BUNNY

PALINDR0MES


I WANT T0 HAVE L0TS & L0TS 0F BABYS !!!

A DREAM DEFERRED

What happens to a dream deferred?

Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore--
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over--
like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.

Or does it explode?
-- HUGHES

I HAVE WASTED TIME. S0 I HAVE WASTED MY TALENTED & SADLY WASTED MY DREAM. T0 MUCH TIME HAS BEEN PLACED IN THE "WHAT IFS" AND "H0PING" WHEN MY GREATEST DESIRE IS IN ARMS REACH. WH0 IS REALLY G0ING T0 CARE WHEN MY DREAM IS G0NE BEF0RE I CAN EVEN CL0SE MY EYES AND TASTE IT?

I HAVE TAKEN T0 MANY STEPS T0 G0 BACK & T0 SIMPLY ST0P IS N0T AN 0PTI0N. S0 WHAT CH0ICES D0 I HAVE LEFT? BUT T0 KEEP IT M0VING AT A FASTER PACE. WHEN MY DREAM IS G0NE I WILL HAVE N0 0NE T0 BLAME BUT MYSELF, S0 I GIVE MYSELF THE DRIVE T0 KEEP IT G0ING AND D0NT L00K BACK. S0 EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND I THINK AB0UT H0W JANELLE M0NAE CHANGED MY LIFE WHEN SHE SANG, "LIFE IS N0T A REHEARSAL" AND I LIVE ..



FASHI0N. A LANGUAGE THAT I WILL W0RK MY WH0LE LIFE AT SPEAKING FLUENTLY. MY TIME IS N0W S0 LET ME LIVE IT. A DREAM W0RTH DREAMING ..

I LIVE ..

I STUMBLED UP0N THE H0USE 0F DANGERKAT ACCIDENTALLY AFTER SEEING A FEW MEMBERS PERF0RM AT SUMMERSTAGE 0N JULY 20TH. INSTANTLY THEIR 0UTLANDISH C0STUMES, HAIR, AND MAKEUP HAD ME GAGGING AND I C0ULDNT ST0P. THEIR TUNA FISH ATTITUDE WAS JUST T0 CUNT F0R ME AND I LIVED. FROM THEIR RUNWAY T0 THEIR IS0LATI0NS I WAS JUST H0LLERING "YESSSSS BITCH!!!!" EVERY 5 SEC0NDS.

H0WEVER, AFTER 25 MINUTES 0F SEEING THE SAME WATERED D0WN BANJI CH0RE0GRAPHY I WAS A LITTLE ANGERED AT H0W LATE S0METHING S0 RAW AS V0GUEING CAN BE SERVED UP WHEN IT BEC0MES MAINSTREAM. MANY VIEWERS 0N Y0UTUBE ARE EXPRESSING H0W DANGERKAT IS N0THING M0RE THEN A CREW 0F J0NTE CLASS REJECTS WITH LATE TECHNIQUE, BITCHES ARE SHADY. THE H0USE IS STILL PUSSY FIERCE N0NE THE LESS AND AFTER GETTING INT0 S0ME 0F THEIR PR0DUCTI0NS 0N THE WEB I DEF FELL HEAD 0VER HEELS ALL 0VER AGAIN.



CHECK 0UT THEIR 0FFICIAL SITE & MYSPACE PAGE. MAKE SURE Y0U BRING A GAG BAG CAUSE TH0SE BITCHES ARE PUUUUUUUUSSSY, YESSSSSS BITCH !!!

http://www.dangerkat.com/
http://www.myspace.com/kpasqualotto

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THE M0RALE

"FRIENDS D0NT KISS FRIENDS" THE C0NCEPT SH0ULD BE SUMTHIN SIMPLE T0 UNDERSTAND. NEVER SLEEP, FUCK, KISS, 0R DEVEL0PE FEELINGS F0R Y0UR FRIENDS CAUSE IN THE END Y0UR JUST G0NNA END UP L00KING LIKE AN IMMATURE ASS H0LE WITH TW0 HEADS, RATHER F00LISH. UGH !!! H0W I HATE T0 L00K F00LISH INFR0NT 0F PE0PLE BUT ...

"I KN0W WHAT I WANT, AND I G0 F0R WHAT I WANT. S0 D0NT GIVE ME WHAT I WANT (AND WHAT Y0U WANT JUST AS BAD)AND THEN PREACH T0 ME WHAT I NEED BECAUSE Y0U D0NT KN0W WHAT THE FUCK IM FEELING. IF Y0U DID, Y0U W0ULD JUST SHUT UP AND H0LD ME, THEN KISS ME, BUT Y0U D0NT HAVE THE TIME CAUSE Y0UR T00 BUSY IN Y0UR 0WN W0RLD .. 0R FUCKING SLEEPING T0 REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT TYPE 0F SHIT IM G0ING THR0UGH." SAID I AS I CUT MY SHEETS INT0 0RAGAMI AND ATE EVERYTHING IN MY CABINETS.

IM RATHER SAD AND IM SICK 0F TRYING T0 TALK AB0UT IT CAUSE N0 0NE SEEMS T0 GET THE FULL FUCKING PICTURE. THE M0RALE 0F THE ST0RY: "FRIENDS D0NT KISS FRIENDS" THE C0NCEPT SH0ULD BE SUMTHIN SIMPLE T0 UNDERSTAND. NEVER SLEEP, FUCK, KISS, 0R DEVEL0PE FEELINGS F0R Y0UR FRIENDS CAUSE IN THE END Y0UR JUST G0NNA END UP L00KING LIKE AN IMMATURE ASS H0LE WITH TW0 HEADS, RATHER F00LISH.

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LADYBUG KILLAH

S0ME 0NE T0LD ME 0NCE, WHEN I WAS Y0UNG AND F00LISH, THAT LADYBUGS WERE A SIGN 0F G00D LUCK. I GUESS I STILL MUST BE Y0UNG AND F00LISH BECAUSE EVERYTIME I SEE A L0VELY LADYBUG CRAWLING 0N MY WHITE WALLS 0NT0 MY CEILING, I FEEL A SPARK 0F H0PE. A H0PE THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, MY T0M0RR0W WILL BE THAT MUCH BETTER THEN MY YESTERDAY.

THEN I TH0UGHT AB0UT WHAT HAPPENED EVERYTIME A LADYBUG CRAWLED INT0 MY R00M THR0UGH MY WIND0W AND RESTED 0N MY CURTAIN. I TH0UGHT AB0UT H0W Y0UR PRESCENSE W0ULDNT BE THAT FAR BEHIND. I C0ULDNT BARE THE GAME ANYM0RE, I CANN0T TAKE THE HIGHS AND THE L0WS. LIVING A LIFE IN SHAMBLES IS N0T LIVING AT ALL AND I D0UBT I WILL EVER BE STR0NG EN0UGH T0 QUIT Y0U S0 WHY D0NT Y0U JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME G0.

AND JUST LIKE THAT THE L0VELY LADYBUG WAS G0NE .. .. .. .. .. .

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A TRIP IN W0NDALAND

"We at Wondaland are inventors. We wear tuxedos everyday. We jump in pools during performances. We wear Civil War hats and rock vintage Jordans. We believe truth can be broken down with the following formula: Truth= Love x Imagination. We believe songs are spaceships. We believe music is the weapon of the future. We believe books are stars.We believe there are only three forms of music: good music, bad music and funk."

I GIVE CREDIT T0 THE CREATIVE GENIUS THAT DRIVES THE W0NDALAND ART S0CIETY T0 STICK T0 THE L0VE 0F THE ARTS AND N0T THE L0VE 0F THE D0LLAR. THE FUTURE 0F MUSIC IS ALL THE WAY LIVE BABY.

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EXPENSIVE TASTE

SEE, WHEN Y0U HAVE BEEN RAISED LIKE ME Y0U ARE B0UND T0 HAVE A TASTE F0R THE FINER THINGS; EVEN IF Y0U NEVER HAD THE FINER THINGS. CAUSE MY GRANDM0THER FILLED MY HEAD WITH IMAGES 0F THE LIVES 0F THE RICH AND FAM0US WHILE MY M0THER JUST BUSTED HER ASS T0 MAKE US C0MF0RTABLE I HAVE GR0WN ACCUST0MED T0 S0ME SHIT THAT MAKES LIVING A MEAGER LIFE STYLE N0T AN 0PTI0N. I HAVE GR0WN T00 FAMILIAR WITH THE TASTE 0F FRESH SQUEEZED P0MEGRANITE JUICE AND LAMB CH0PS T0 EVER BE ABLE T0 DEAL WITH FUCKING STRUGGLING. S0 I AM GLAD I HAVE A DREAM THAT I STRIDE T0WARDS EVERYDAY CAUSE AINT N0 B0DY G0NNA HAVE THE TIME 0R M0NEY T0 TAKE CARE 0F ME BUT ME.

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R. CALIEL

I WAS B0RN N0T T0 L0NG AG0 .. T0 S0ME IT W0ULD SEEM LIKE JUST YESTERDAY .. PLACE 0F BIRTH D0NT MATTER N0NE .. I REMEMBER IN KINDERGARDEN H0W ALL THE GIRLS PLAYED WITH ME DURING THE DAY .. WHILE THE B0YS 0NLY TALKED T0 ME DURING NAP TIME .. ST0RY 0F MY LIFE ..

MY FARTHEST MEM0RIES I CAN REMEMBER ARE TINTED STILLS .. FREEZE FRAMES 0F SHIT MY M0THER D0ESNT LIKE T0 TALK AB0UT .. I GUESS THATS JUST H0W A 3 YEAR 0LD CAPTURES THE TRADEGY 0F M0LESTATI0N ..

I D0NT HAVE A FATHER .. NEVER DID .. NEVER WILL .. THE END ..

I ALWAYS HAD A DEEP C0NNECTI0N WITH MYSELF SINCE I WAS THE 0NLY PERS0N I C0NFIDED IN .. THAT C0NNECTI0N CAUSED EARLY PHYS0C0L0GICAL DEVEL0PEMENT THAT ALL0WED ME T0 KN0W MYSELF BEF0RE ANY 0NE ELSE C0ULD SHAPE ME .. I NEVER CHANGED F0R N0B0DY .. I GUESS THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN Y0UR F0RCED T0 GR0W UP ..

AT THE END 0F THE DAY I AM HERE T0 PLEASE MYSELF .. S0 D0NT TAKE ANYTHING I SAY 0R D0T0 HEART .. I 0NLY LIVE T0 GET 0FF 0N MY 0WN LIFES FUCK UPS .. WH0 I FUCK, MY CH0ICE 0F P0IS0NS, 0R THE C0L0R 0F MY EYES ARE N0NE 0F Y0UR C0NCERN .. BUT I THINK ITS CUTE Y0U TAKING THE TIME T0 READ THIS INTR0 ..

I AM A STARVING MENSWEAR DESIGNER .. A WILD 17 YEAR 0LD F0RCED T0 RESIDE IN A L0CKED BIRD CAGE .. I MAY SEEM DRAMATIC .. MAYBE EVEN EXTRA AT TIMES .. D0NT USE ME F0R Y0UR ENTERTAINMENT .. LEARN FR0M MY MISTAKES .. DISAGREE WITH MY TH0UGHTS .. TAKE THE TIME T0 UNDERSTAND MY TRIVIAL RANTS .. D0NT FEEL S0RRY F0R ME CAUSE I D0NT FEEL S0RRY F0R MYSELF ..

D0NT JUDGE ME CAUSE Y0U D0NT KN0W ME .. AND EVEN IF Y0U HAVE SEEN ME 0N THE STEAMY "A" TRAIN 0NE M0NDAY M0RNING .. 0R WE G0 T0 THE SAME HIGH SCH00L .. 0R WE SHARE THE SAME LAST NAME .. 0R THE SAME BL00D F0R THAT MATTER .. Y0U STILL D0NT HAVE THAT PREVALIGE .. I'M JUST ME .. BUT EN0UGH AB0UT ME ..

BLACK THE NEW BLACK?

WITH ITALIAN V0GUE USING AN ALL AFRICAN AMERICAN M0DEL LINEUP T0 C0VER ITS PAGES, FASHI0N DESIGNERS USING 0NLY AFRICAN AMERICAN M0DELS 0N THE RUNWAY, AND THE NEW BURST 0F C0NCERN F0R DIVERSITY IN FASHI0N, BLACK IS SL0WLY BEC0MING THE NEW BLACK 0F THE SEAS0N, BUT IS THIS NEW INTEREST IN DIVERSITY AN0THER FASHI0N TREND 0R BABY STEPS F0R A M0RE CULTURED FASHI0N CONSCIOUS?

FASHI0N DESIGNERS PLACE THE BLAME 0N M0DELING SC0UTS F0R THE LACK 0F VARIED FACES 0N THE RUNWAY. M0DELING SC0UTS SAY THE P00L 0f AFRICAN AMERICAN M0DELS IS SMALL AND THERE ARE N0T MANY DIAM0NDS T0 CH00SE FR0M. HIP H0P M0GUL SEAN J0HN PR0VED IN A RECENT FASHI0N SH0W THAT SC0UTS MUST N0T BE L00KING HARD EN0UGH WHEN HE USED 0NLY AFRICAN AMERICAN M0DELS F0R A RECENT SEAN J0HN FASHI0N SH0W.



F0R ME, AN ASPIRING MENSWEAR DESIGNER, I KN0W THAT THE LACK 0F DIVERSITY IN THE FASHI0N INDUSTRY IS DIRECTLY LINKED T0 LACK 0F DIVERSITY IN DESIGNERS. I MEAN H0W MANY SUCCESSFUL AFRICAN AMERICAN DESIGNERS CAN Y0U NAME? N0, SEAN J0HN IS N0T A DESIGNER AND NEITHER IS RUSSEL SIMM0NS! I NEVER SAW CREATIVE DESIGNERS WH0 L00KED LIKE ME UNTIL I STARTED WATCHING PR0JECT RUNWAY. FINALLY AFRICAN AMERICAN DESIGNERS HAD A CHANCE T0 SH0W A WHITE LINED INDUSTRY EXACTLY WHAT WE C0ULD D0.

I BELIEVE IF THE AFRICAN AMERICAN CULTURE HAD BIG NAME DESIGNERS SH0WING AT FASHI0N WEEK IN MULAN AND ADVERTISING IN CHIC MAGAZINE S0LD IN S0H0 CAFES THERE W0ULD BE N0 SUCH THING AS A LACK 0F DIVERSITY IN M0DELS BECAUSE THE FASHI0N INDUSTRY ITSELF W0ULD BE A M0RE DIVERSE ESTABLISHMENT. THIS ISSUE IS JUST AN0THER F0RCE THAT DRIVES ME T0 ACHIEVE MY DREAM, CAUSE I AINT THE 0NLY LITTLE BLACK B0Y WITH A PASSI0N F0R SEWING, DESIGN, AND STYLE AND I KN0W I W0NT BE THE LAST. S0 D0NT BE S0 QUICK T0 BUY INT0 THE FAD 0F BLACK BEING THE NEW BLACK. INSTEAD INVEST Y0UR TIME IN WATCHING BLACK DESIGNERS CHANGE THE GAME FR0M THE INSIDE 0UT.

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EAT THIS

GET INT0 HER RELATE ABILITY. I WAS NEVER A FAN, LIKE NEVER EVER BUT I CANN0T DENY THE MAGIC THAT IS S0LANGE KN0WLES. I REALLY FIND HER D0PE AND D0NT EVEN THINK AB0UT BEY0NCE WHEN I'M JAMMING T0 HER SHIT, AND BEY0NCE IS ALWAYS 0N A CUNTS MIND; HELL0!. SAL0NGE HAS DEF 0UTGR0WN LIVING IN HER 0LDER SISTER'S SHAD0W AND I AM DEF N0T MAD AT HER. THE ALBUM IS C0MING S00N AND THE C0VER IS T0 CUTE. WATCH THE VIDE0 F0R HER SINGLE "I'VE DECIDED" FUCKING GENIUS, THE BEST L00K.





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D0NT ..

DONT BE 0WLING ME

T0 THE STARS

JANELLE M0NAE MY DEAR, C0NTINE T0 INSPIRE A NATI0N AND TAKE US PLACES 0NLY 0UR IMAGINATI0NS CAN IMAGINE. GET INT0 THE FUTURE 0F MUSIC. I PRAY PUFFY D0ESNT FUCK HER CAREER UP CAUSE JANELLE M0NAE IS INNOVATIVE, FRESH, AND N0W. THE L0NG AWAITED METR0P0LIS DR0PS IN 18 DAYS AND THE W0RLD CANN0T WAIT. THE FIRST SINGLE ENTITLED MANY M00NS IS AN EXPERIENCE WITHIN ITSELF S0 THE CREATIVE GENIUS LAYED 0N THE ALBUM IS LIMITLESS.



HER LIVE PERF0RMANCE ARE 0NE N0T T0 BE MISSED. I SAW HER LIVE AT THE 125TH MYSPACE SECRET SH0W AND SIMPLY DIED. 8/03/08 IS THE DATE 0F HER SUMMER STAGE PERF0RMANCE AND Y0UR PRESCENSE IS MANDAT0RY EARTHLING. F0R M0RE INF0 HIT UP HER MYSPACE AND PERS0NAL WEB SITE LINKED BEL0W. I LIVE F0R THIS LADY AND I KN0W Y0U WILL T0 CYBERB0YS AND CYBERGIRLS.

http://www.janellemonae.com/

http://www.myspace.com/janellemonae

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BARE FASHI0N

IF MENSWEAR FASHI0N WAS A RELIGI0N THE EXLUSIVE GQ STYLE MAGAZINE W0ULD DEF BE ITS BIBLE. I RECENTLY PICKED UP THE NEW SPRING/SUMMER ISSUE AND GAGGED AT EVERY AD, EDIT0RIAL, AND ARTICLE FILLING THE PAGES.

THE 6TH ISSUE 0F GQ STYLE (A EUR0PEAN IMP0RT N0T T0 BE C0NFUSED WITH GQ) C0STS A HEFTY $16 AND SUM CHANGE. THIS IS DUE T0 THE W0RTHLESS VALUE 0F THE AMERICAN D0LLAR C0MPARED T0 P0UNDS. THE HEAVY 300 PAGE MAGZINE IS W0RTH EVERY PENNY TH0UGH ADVERTISING CUTTING EDGE FASHI0N, MUSIC, AND IDEAS.



F0REVER AHEAD 0F THE C0MPETITI0N GQ STYLE ENLISTED DESIGNER T0M F0RD T0 DIRECT AN INN0VATIVE L00K AT "MASCULINITY STRIPPED BARE" SH0W CASING ALL NUDE MALE M0DELS. AN EDIBLE CHERRY 0N T0P 0F THE ALREADY ENJ0YABLE EXPERIENCE THAT IS GQ STYLE. PICK IT UP AT B00K ST0RES NEAR Y0U.

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SUMMER STAGE

CONCRETE FASHI0NISTAS, INDIE MUSIC HEADS, AND THE S0LE ELITE ALL FL0CKED T0 CENTRAL PARK F0R THE FREE SUMMER STAGE C0NCERT 7/20/08. MAD F00LS IN THE PARK FEATURED S0ME 0F THE NEWEST RISING STARS IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. THE LINEUP INCLUDED DIPL0, A-TRAK, KID CUDI, BLAQSTARR, MZ STREAMZ, AND SANT0G0LD; THE BR00KLYN BREED HEAD LINER WITH THE INFECT0USE TRACKS AND SEIZURE INDUCING BEATS. I LEAPED AT THE CHANCE T0 SEE HER PERF0RM LIVE SINCE B0TH HER TALENT AS AN ARTIST AND HER LIKABILITY WERE A BIT SKETCHY T0 ME.



IT SEEMED T0 BE THE H0TEST DAY 0F SUMMER. EVERY0NE AR0UND ME WAS CL0THED IN THE SKIMPIEST BIKINIS AS I MELTED INT0 MY SH0RTS AND BERMUDA T0P. THE SUN SEEMED T0 BEAM DIRECTLY AB0VE THE CR0WD CAUSING A PARADE OF UMBRELLAS TO APPEAR BLOCKING THE SC0RCHING RAYS. DJ BLAQSTARR DEF G0T THE CR0WD HYPED PR0VEING T0 BE 0NE 0F THE D0PEST DJS; N0 DEBATE. THE 0THER FEATURES B0RED ME T0 THE P0INT WHERE I JUST SAT THE FUCK D0WN AND DIED. THE PLACE WAS S0 CR0WDED AND THE EXTRA B0DY HEAT 0NT0P 0F THE 90ISH WEATHER WASNT EVEN A G00D L00K.





AFTER A-TRAK PLAYED THE L0NGEST SET EVER D0NE BY A DJ SANT0G0LD CAME 0N STAGE. THE CR0WD CAME ALIVE INSTANTLY. THIS IS WHAT WE ALL HAD C0ME F0R. AFTER DUSTING MYSELF 0FF AND FINALLY GETTING READY T0 RECEIVE THE EXPERIENCE THAT IS SANT0G0LD I SUDDENLY GAGGED. WAS IT JUST ME 0R WERE HER BACK UP DANCERS REALLY H0LDING MY ATTENTI0N L0NGER THEN SHE WAS. I WAS AMAZED THAT THIS CHICK DIDNT MEET UP T0 THE HYPE LINKED T0 HER NAME. MAYBE MY BAR WAS SET A LITTLE HIGH BUT SANT0G0LD DEF SUCKED AT SUMMER STAGE. THE M0RALE 0F THE ST0RY; D0WNL0AD HER TRACKS TITLED "SAY AHA" & "Y0U'LL FIND A WAY REMIX". I W0ULD PASS 0N THE ALBUM TH0UGH.





AFTER THE C0NCERT I BREEZED PAST THE LEGENDARY FAB FIVE FREDDY. ALL THE 0LD HIP H0P HEADS WERE WETTING THEIR J0CKEYS. I DIDN'T GET MY SHITS WET UNTIL I RAN INT0 KESH. THE NAME IS B0UND T0 RING A BELL 0R P0INT ME IN THE DIRECTI0N 0F THE R0CK Y0U HAVE CALLED A H0ME F0R THE PAST YEAR 0R S0. KESH IS A DESIGNER, M0DEL, ARTIST, AND DJ. AN ALL AR0UND D0PE CHICK AND S0ME 0NE I ADMIRED, S0 GETTNG AN EYEFUL 0F HER 0N A NEW Y0RK C0RNER WAS A TREAT .

MY FRIEND WALKED UP T0 HER AND SAID HELL0 AND THE BITCH DELICATELY T00K HER CURLS AND C0VERED HER FACE. CAN Y0U SAY SHADE. SHE STILL T00K THE PICTURE TH0UGH I JUST WISH SHE WASN'T FEELING HER FIVE MINUTES 0F FAME S0 MUCH CAUSE BY THE L00KS 0F MY WATCH THAT SHIT IS ALM0ST UP.

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