H0NESTLY, I REALLY D0NT HAVE THE TIME T0 CATCH Y0U UP 0N MY THANKSGIVING CELEBRATI0N THAT BECAME AN 0NG0ING FUCK FEAST 0F S0RTS BECAUSE I W0ULD RATHER KEEP S0ME SCANDALS T0 MYSELF. I KN0W, IM INN0VATIVE, A BL0G WITH N0 SCANDALS !!! I WILL SAVE TH0SE DETAILS F0R MY BEST FRIEND D0MI T0 HEAR AS I WATCH HER ST0MACH CRINGE IN DISGUST, I L0VE T0 MAKE THE GURRRLS GAG.
L00KING IN THE MIRR0R RECENTLY DELIVERED ME A MAJ0R DISC0VERY; A HICKEY. I JUST C0ULDNT TAKE IT. EVEN WITH HIM BEING G0NE HE STILL HAD A SORT OF VULGAR PRESENCE IN MY LIFE. NEVER 0NE T0 BE ASHAMED I SPORTED IT LIKE A G0LD MEDAL; AS ANY 0LYMPICS SMUT SH0ULD. I DIGRESS ..
I RECENTLY RAN MY FAVORITE PAIR OF FRAMES THROUGH THE WASHING MACHINE AND I COULD HONESTLY DROP OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH. LIFE DOESNT SEEM WORTH LIVING AFTER THAT MONUMENTAL LOST. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS POST ..
0H; I KN0W REALIZE THE REAL MISSION IN LIFE. LIFE IS ALL AB0UT PR0DUCING AND MAINTAINING AN INFECTIOUSLY DELICIOUS PERS0NA THAT THE W0RLD HAS NEVER SEEN. BACK T0 THE DRAWING B0ARD ..
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